"What Makes You Qualified for a Job with Porsche?"

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 11/25/2016 at 15:56 • Filed to: Bad Jokes

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“Well Ted, it’s Macan do attitude.”

Wacko > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 15:59

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congrats on being a dad

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:01

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get out

Sam > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:02

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Gonna save this in case I apply to Porsche. As lame as it is, it’d probably help get the job.

EL_ULY > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:02

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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:02

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sigh

MrDakka > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:03

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Booo

Echo51 > Sam 11/25/2016 at 16:06

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Or atleast a chuckle out of the interviewer!

Wacko > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/25/2016 at 16:07

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Audistein > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:07

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I Cayenn’t believe anyone would actually say that.

If you Carrera’d a lot about getting this job you should take this more seriously.

I mean, this interview is supposed to be so easy a Cayman could do it.

The last interviewee really Boxster-self in by trying to follow this pun scheme the whole time.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:07

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“I’m good at thinking outside the boxster.”

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:13

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“911? Yes, I’m reporting on someone who just executed me with a dad joke.”

jimz > Wobbles the Mind 11/25/2016 at 16:52

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A typical line of questioning in an interview is when you get asked questions about the company. basically they want to see if you’ve made the effort to learn what the company does and determine whether your skill set is suited for the job. Well, when I was interviewing for a co-op job my last year of university, one of the places I landed an interview was at LucasVarity (yes, that Lucas.) when we got to that part, he asked if I was familiar with the company’s background and current markets. then he paused and said “Apart from ‘Lucas Electrics,’ of course!”